The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.'

Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

If the real estate gang could, they'd raise the rents in the graveyard

Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.